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In my single life I bought an X-Box 360. I didn’t have many games and I rarely played it, but it was mine. When I moved in with my Amazing Amy, I traded it all…
I am going to try to keep this one short…I promise nothing. I was recently shown a bright, shining example of revisionist historical story telling. I will spare you the details, but I will say…
I was about to write another sad, mopey tale of my life (I have one in mind, but it is still a bit raw, so I will let it simmer a bit longer), but Amazing Amy told me I was…
So one of my best friends on the planet almost died … and I was completely unaware. I will explain, but first, an announcement. I have decided that since the cast of characters will no…
Have you ever met someone that didn’t have levels for different things? I mean everything is a level 1 or a level 9 with no middle option. Well, I married one of those people and…
So I got married and became the step-father of 7 kids, bought a house, met one of my personal comedy heroes and stopped being a trainer since we last spoke. What have you done? …
So it has been a while since I just scrapped the brain pan clean like an old, weathered cookie sheet before you cook for others and want to make a good impression. I think I…
So, a co-worker of mine passed away recently and it is making me feel a bit weird. Let me explain, but I need to tell you first that I might be unkind to this person in my…
Punishment So Frenulum is the master of friendly torture. Not like that, pigs, let me explain… With being a single mom of 7 kids she has had to give out punishments from time to time….
So these kids are crazy. The other night I woke up at 1am. I went downstairs to get a drink of water. I noticed before heading downstairs that the door to the boys’ room, which is directly across…
So I started dating an amazing Lady. (She is actually named after the wife in Gone Girl, but since I never use real names here I will call her Frenulum.) Google it, I’ll wait. That’s…
So I have decided everyone but me is a horrible driver. As most of you know I have moved to Arizona. People here are the worst drivers I have ever seen by far. I…
A while ago I wrote a set of rules for men to follow in a public restroom. While it might be time to get the world at large onboard with that, I think a more pressing…
It has been quite a while since I have written. I have been a neglectful blogger. That will change, I assure you. (Or maybe this is another promise to you, the faithful, which I will…
The day after the anniversary of 9-11 I saw a man get shot by the police. I was running late for work that day. I guess that isn’t totally 100% true, I planned to…
So the other day I was listening to The Howard Stern Show, as I do often. I am sure I have written about how I think he is an amazing interviewer in the past. He…
So I was telling you the story of my interview when we last were together. In case you forgot or didn’t read part one, shame on you. Stop now and go read it. To recap…
But you didn’t have to cut me offMake out like it never happened and that we were nothingAnd I don’t even need your loveBut you treat me like a stranger and that feels so roughNo…
I have been told that there is rampant speculation that the last post was not a friend of mine, as listed in the first paragraph which most either didn’t read or don’t believe, but it…
Ahh! Me so horny! Ahh! Me so horny! Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! I am going to start this out by saying this is not REALLY a part of the Saga…
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,, na, na, na, na, Batman! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! Batman, Batman, Batman! I am crying as I write this. Maybe I…
Today I was told I am being laid off by my employer of over ten years. It is not a good thing by any stretch of the imagination, but since I have the ability to…
The things that make you go hmmThings that make you go hmmThe things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmmThe things that make you go hmmThings that make you go hmmThe things that make you…
Every breath you takeEvery move you makeEvery bond you breakEvery step you takeI’ll be watching you Every single dayEvery word you sayEvery game you playEvery night you stayI’ll be watching you (JUST IN CASE KARIN…
I’m just an average man, with an average life.I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price.All I want is to be left alone in my average home;But why do I always…
Time, Time ,Time,…
Eww eww eww eww Woman, I can hardly express my mixed emotions and my thoughtlessnessAfter all, I’m forever in your debt. And woman,I will try to express my inner feelings and thankfulnessfor showing me the…
I’ve lied to youThe same way that I always doThis is the last smileThat I’ll fake for the sake of being with you (Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down)The…
[50 Cent]I take you to the candy shopI’ll let you lick the lollipopGo ‘head girl, don’t you stopKeep goin ’til you hit the spot (whoa)[Olivia]I’ll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what…
Paper back writer (paperback writer)Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?It took me years to write, will you take a look?It’s based on a novel by a man named LearAnd I need a…
Just keep on breaking the rulesCome on, get ready to ruleTough breaks in the neighbourhoodA hard case who’s up to no goodLiving like trash, a society rashReady to break, and ready to dashA bad deal…
Hey Jude, don’t make it badTake a sad song and make it betterRemember to let her into your heartThen you can start to make it better Hey Jude, don’t be afraidYou were made to go…
When I started this little journey early last year I decided that once a post went up I would not go back and make changes to it. ANY changes. I would not correct spelling. I…
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn’t make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much…
When it began, I can’t begin to know when But then I know it’s growing strong Oh, wasn’t the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who’d believe you’d come along Hands, touching hands, reaching…
Whatis that old saying about grass and its color? “Never mind I’ll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you too Don’t forget me I beg I remember you said ‘Sometimes it lasts in love But sometimes…
“It’s not easy love, but you’ve got friends you can trust, Friends will be friends, When you’re in need of love they give you care and attention, Friends will be friends, When you’re through with life and all hope…
“Start spreadin’ the news, I’m leavin’ today I want to be a part of it, New York, New York These vagabond shoes are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it, New York,…
Not sure how but my last post disappeared. If anyone has it on their pc, please email it to me. I will try to recreate it, but not gonna promise anything. FML!!!!
** You were the apple of the public’s eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mallA mirage for both you and us. How can this be real?We love your body in that photograph, your…
A Man and his Son “Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the…
So I have been remiss in updating this of late…I can only say that there have been very few (read as no) Steve Rogers type adventures here in Gotham. I do, however, have a new…
New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made ofThere’s nothin’ you can’t doNow you’re in New YorkThese streets will make you feel brand newBig lights will inspire youLet’s hear it for New York, New York,New…
This is the second part of a story I am affectionately referring to as “Ho Knee”. So far it looked like a night to remember, and it was, but not in the way I had…
Sorry I have not written this week at all. I am on vacation and decided to really enjoy the relaxation of my time off. I was told that I have neglected you, my followers. I…
This is part 2 of FWB. We have covered the first part of the day up to the point that I left the New Years Eve Party. I need to cover a couple things I…
I have been remiss with my blog…I will fix that tonite. To tide you over here is a song lyric I cant get out of my head. “This is ten percent luck,twenty percent skill,fifteen percent…
This is the story of a girl I named FWB. She was something I had never seen before and I really hope to not see for a while unless it is with someone other than…
This might be a tad self-indulgent, but seeing as how this is my blog, for me, by me and because of me, I don’t think it should be a problem that this one is all…
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